Mole by Extend
E - E - HEY, YOU! YES, YOU! THIS IS MY CODE SO GO FUCK YOURSELF & MOMMAELSEWHERE! GO, BEAT IT, YOU...!! - CAN'T YOU EVEN PLAY THIS SIMPLE ROB HUBBARD PLAYER TUNE ??? ARE YOU *SO* LAME? MAKE THE WORLD A BIT BETTER PLACE TO LIVE AND GO AN KILL YOURSELF! WE WON'T EVEN CRY ON YOUR GRAVE, ASSHOLE! - OK. IT'S THE ULTIMATE DREAM !! THE REAL THING!!!! THE ENDLESS EVERLASTING REASON FOR YOUR LIFE!!! THE MILK!! YES, I REALLY MEAN WHAT I SAY! THE MILK IS THE POWER OF LIFE AAND LOVE!! I PERSONALLY (HTD OF TOPAZ) DRINK MILK EVERY DAY, BUT I MUST SAY THAT OTHER TOPAZ MEMBERS DO NOT APPRICIATE WITH QUITE WELL.... ANYWAY, I MUST GIVE THE KEYBOAD TO FLATUS OF YLE, AS SHE IS REALLY 'BEGGING' ME TO 'GICE' TO 'HER'.... AAAAAHH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA AHAHA AH HAH HAH HAH HAH OJ! OK! I'M BACK! IT'S LLATUS OF YLE HERE, FLATUS IS KICKED OUT OF YLE B'COZ OF TOO LAM PARTS AN INTROS!!!! I SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE, BUT WE HAVEN'T RELEASED AANYTHING SINCE TCC'93. ANYWAY, WE ARE HERE IN YLE- MEETING, AND ALSO 'SOME' TOPAZ & EXTEND "MEMBERS" ARE HERE BUT 90% THIS IS PURE YLE-MEETING! SO, HERE I'M, THE RULER OF YLE-POLAND, THE TAARZAN! I AND TELE OF YLE ARE THE ONLY ONES FROM POLAND IN THIS MEETING, BUT IT REALLY DOENS'T MEAN SO MUCH AS WE CAN TALK PRETTY MUCH ENGLISH HERE IN GRONLAND... AANYWAY, HOPE YOU ,LIKE TJIS FRIST REALLY DRUKNK CODED (D'ARC OF TOPAZ, REALLY SHE MADE HERR BEST!!!)........... DEMO XCALLLED " THE DDINGO"" AND ALSO "THE AMJS" , OK,I'LL GIVE THE BOARD TO ONE OF OUR FINNISH MEMBERS, LET'S SEE TO WHOM... .. . . . . . . .. .. . .. . . . . .. .. .. . ..BINGO! OFF TO PLAY SOME EDUCATING ROUNDS OF BINGO WITH HWEJJ!!! C U YA...TMB! OH YEAH... IIIKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ANYBODY ELSE THAT THOR OF EXTEND!!! THE FIRST TIME WE WERE WRITING THIS MUTHERFUCKING SCROLL SOME ASSHOLE LOST IT BY TURNING THE FUCKING ELECTRICITY DOWN... I GUESS THE ONE TO BLAME WAS THE MUTHERFUCKING HTD... HEH HEH HEH... ULLA IS HERE WITH US IN SPIRIT ATLEAST... AT LEAST D'ARC WANTS THE THING TO BE THAT WAY HEH HEH HEH... DEFECATOR OF SUCTION-CUP GENITALS IS HERE NOW TO TELL YOU SOME'ING... YEAH, LET HIM TO BE THE ONE TO CONTI'NUE... OK ASSHOLES,THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY DEFECATOR SPEAKING?WRITING?WHATEVER.DON'T HIT ME IF NOTHING SENSIBL APPEARS ON THE SCREEN,BECAUSE I'M QUITE DRUNK BY NOW AND CHCWHCW. UUURH IT'S SKAPE YOUR MAN FOR PERFECTION HERE AND SO AM I BUT WHAT? HA, A G-IRLIE CAME AND ASKED IF THIS IS A L E G A L PARTY.. LEGAL PARTY MY ASS IT IS BUT IT IS ONE.. FUCK HER.. HA.(FUCK HER INDEED,YES,YES!) DAT WAS SUCKTION KUP MY MAN OOH YEAH! SHALL WE BAKE SUM BANANA AGAIN!!? UUUUH, THERE IS NNOOONE KOOKS UP 'COS WE ARE UP BUT DIAARTSI & HOYTIIDII ARE SLLEEPIN' IN DA SAME BAG THAT AMJ SLEEPS IN. BOY, IT MUST BE SUM CHOCOLATE-TRAIN THEY'VE GOT..! JAM JAM, BUT I AM NOT GONNA JOIN 'EM THERE 'COS HERE'S SUM PEEEPLE UP SO KISS ME 'COS I'M SO BEAUTIFUL..!! TMB, THOR, ELECTIC (ELEC-TRICK), HAWKEYE (HWEJJJ-MY MAN) AND SUCTION-CUP OF GENITALS IS UP AND I AM NOT PLAYING WITH MY GENITALS 'COS I LUV IT ANYWAY ANYHOW ANYWHERE JA MITA PERKELETTA SE TEILLE KUULUU ANYWAY.. SHOW US YER TITS SHOUTS THOR TO THE MOVIE.. TO BAD SHE (HE?) HAS NO TITS... TUUUUPAD SAYS THOR AND SHUFFLES SOMEWHERE 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO SHUFFLE TO. I HATE THIS, BUT I'M STILL SO LOVELY AND NOONE ELSE IS SAYING THAT SO I MUST SAY IT AGAIN --- I'M SOOO LUVELY ,.. BROTHERS PUT THAT GHETTOBLAASTA DOWN AND DIE OR SOMETHING,.. UUUH SHE'S SCREAMING ON THE SCREEN AND .. NO SHE'S AHKIN ON THE SCREEN AND THE FILM IS GONNA BE A *BORE* BUT WHY ARE WE STILL WATCHING IT? ARE WE WAITING FOR THE *TIT*?-PART? UU AA BEE WE ARE GOIN' NOONSTANS UND JAG TALAR INTE SVENSKA PERKELE... JAG TO SOMEONE... BYE... CUNT JA MISSA KAIKKI O? HAIST KAKKI... HEH HEH HEH... ALL THE OTHERS HAVE PASSED OUT AND THERE IS ONLY ONE!!! THOR OF EXTEND!!! I'M REALLY THE ONLY ONE SURVIVING PERSON AS THE CLOCK STRIKES 6:12 A.M. EVERYBODY IS ASLEEP BUT ME. HEH HEH HEH. HUBBA HUBBA IT'S FLATUS OF YLEISRADIO BROADCASTING COMPANY... UAH! I WOKE UP BECAUSE SOME - BUTTHEAD KICKED ME UP & OUT OF YLEISRADIO SO I CREATED A NEW GROUP, IT'S CALLED VASELIN RAIDERS.. YOU ARE FREE TO JOIN AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE GOT.. ZE 'LAMIONWRITER' FUCKS UP SO IT MUZT BE REPROGRAMMED.. LOOK OUTFOR GREEZEWRITER FROM VASELIN RAIDERS!! IT'S KOOL ALREADY! BOING, IT'S SCAPEGOAT OF TOPAZ BEERLINE HERE. AMJ WANTS SOME MILK, BUT AS I AM NOT A COW HE IS NOT GOING TO GET SOME. ELECTRIC IS. - SKAPE IS OFFI.. YES, MY DEAR SCAPEGOAT, A COW YOU ARE NOT, BUT A BULL YOU COULD BE CALLED... THOUGH D'ARC ALWAYS CALLS YOU A STUD ....WELL,TMB IS HERE TO PLAY SOME NICE ROUNDS OF BINGO.....BAH,IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE A MORNING WOOD SO I BETTER FADE OFF AND SPANK MY MONKEY.....MOTHER WHERE AM I? PAPPA HEI MENE KOTIIN ETTEI REUMA ISKE. MITA PERKELE? SATTUU JA WOT A WUNDERWUL PLACE JNE SANOI SUCTION-CUP POJJAAT RATIOSSA. OTA NE POIS. OK. I'M NOT OK. ELECTRICIANS USUALLY ARE NERVOUS ABOUT THEIR SIZE OF GENITALS AND THEREFORE THEY USUALLY GO OUT AND WANK ON ABOUT THREE HOURS A DAY. NO SHIT. DUCKS SUCK. - YOU ALMOST MISSED THIS ONE, DIDN'T YOU, LAMER, HUH!!???!! - AUF WIEDERSEHEN MONTY TUNE BY R O B H U B B A R D WAS RIPPED BY SCAPEGOAT/TOPAZ! B - C"G"G"C]G]C G G C[G[ -